Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Presidential Race Day: what you need to know

Wisconsin hates Trump.

The People's anger is on the table. The people will either choose to have their anger taken down a dark alley and roughed up, albeit victorious in the end under Donald Trump or choose to have their anger turned into resolve by nicely rolling it into little playdough balls to squeeze at the office or to shape into alicorns to adorn the top of horses as it was meant to be along with Mitt Romney.

Ketchup Doritos will be available at most polling stations for around $5 per bag. Fruit and vegetables will also be available for $30 per item.