Thursday, May 12, 2016

Trump's favourite fairy tale inspires wall construction

Recent announcements suggested that Donald Trump is entertaining the idea of the wall "building itself" by making it out of corn and bean stalks.

Jack and the Beanstalk is a favourite of Donald's and with his new commitment to legalizing Ketchup Doritos in the USA, he thought, "why not make it out of the raw ingredients used for the corn chip to minimize production costs?"

On average, a corn plant measures 8 feet tall however, the world record is over 35 feet and USA will aim to achieve that height near the border. If further protection is needed, he suggested flying a few or as many drones for surveillance as needed.