Flavours come and go, but Cool Ranch, Zesty Cheese, and Nacho Cheese seem to be the Three Musketeers, the 3 Amigos, or any other trinity one might find (Father/Son/Holy Spirit?)
Where is the Cool Ranch, and how do we get there? Are Zesty and Nacho brothers? Do they live at the Cool Ranch? Or is the Cool Ranch just a metaphor for chips that taste like Cool Ranch?
Will there ever be a flavour as Cool as the one that bears the adjective?