Send In The Clowns

A lot has happened in the walled town on a hill we call America in the last month, and more is to come.

Nazis have been having candlelit hate dinners in the park and that's just the start, but luckily Tiki brand torches is speaking out. The day after that torch stroll through scenic Charlottesville, Nazis and anti-Nazis yelled at each other a whole bunch, although one Nazi wasn't sure what he was supposed to be doing as he showed up wearing the wrong Team Hat, proudly marching with the Nazis wearing a logo of a military unit that fought the original Nazis.

Meanwhile, North Korea has been launching missiles at random and successfully tested its first 

hydrogen bomb, all while the United States, Korea, and Japan have their militaries driving in circles.

Donald Trump has tried to make North Korea see reason, offering them "fire and fury" and "frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before", but the North Korean famine of the 90s seems to have put an insatiable hunger for Ketchup Doritos in their national belly and they seem to be willing to toast the world to get them.

On the plus side, the Clowns, are planning a march on Washington for the 16th of September. They will be sharing a protest site with the Nazis, so we can expect fireworks, smiles, and violence as there is nothing clowns hate more than angry faces.