The fate of the liquid corn-chip pipeline through Syria remains in jeopardy as Turkey begins its invasion against a resistant and independent Kurdish non-state. The Kurds, unlike other powers involved in the Syrian struggle, seek local autonomous production of Ketchup Doritos. At least here, we do not have to worry about foreign agents absconding with our supply of Ketchup Doritos, as Judge McHostileFace allowed the Border Wall to proceed and stop the theft of vital corn-chips.
Farther East in India, a silent demand for Ketchup Doritos goes unquenched, one man chugging a bottle of ketchup in protest while women demanded a crunchless corn chip.
At least now you can show your support for Ketchup Doritos freedom.
